Funny Questions to Ask an AI

Light, weird, and entertaining prompts you can ask ChatGPT or any LLM.

Prompt list

• If you were a cat, what would you judge humans for the most?
• Invent a new holiday that celebrates an extremely specific inconvenience.
• Give me a motivational speech for a spoon that refuses to be washed.
• Write a breakup text from the perspective of a Wi‑Fi router.
• What conspiracy theory would be the funniest if it were true?
• Pitch a reality TV show for sentient household appliances.
• Explain taxes as if you’re a pirate who hates paperwork.
• What would an alien misunderstand about elevators?
• Make up a recipe that sounds delicious but is actually terrible.
• Give a weather forecast for a planet made of pudding.
• Describe a superhero whose power is ‘mild inconvenience.’
• Write a eulogy for my phone battery (it lived bravely).
• If emojis were banned, what would society replace them with?
• Compose a haiku about forgetting why you walked into a room.
• What’s the most dramatic way to make toast?
• Create a startup idea that solves a problem nobody has.
• Write an apology letter from a mosquito.
• If your life had patch notes, what would today’s update say?
• Translate ‘I’m fine’ into 5 increasingly honest versions.
• What is the pettiest law you would enact as ruler of Earth?
• Explain procrastination like it’s an Olympic sport.
• Design a user manual for human small talk.
• What’s a slogan that would instantly ruin a meditation app?
• Invent a sport that is 80% rules and 20% confusion.
• What would a stand‑up comedian AI be banned from joking about first?

Try this follow-up

• “Give me 3 different answers, each with a different tone.”
• “Ask me 3 clarifying questions, then answer again.”
• “Give an example, then explain why it works.”

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